A little background... I am forever using the term stuff to H2. "H2, go put on some underwear - I don't need to see your stuff." When we are seriously talking about it, I say privates or penis, but I do say the above a lot some mornings when he is taking forever to get dressed or at night before bed....
So you want a H1 funny? We are at the brownie scout event - we went to the nutcracker. We were trying to sit by another troop - so we were in the 1st - 4th rows.... The level at well... let's just say VERY close to see exactly what the costumes were and what was UNDER the costumes....
I noticed some well endowed male dancers and was kind of shocked - but honestly it was RIGHT there.
I was wondering if H1 would say anything....
We go through almost the whole show - we are on the 2nd to last dance... and H1 leans over to me... "Mom, do you see the front of that guy? His stuff is like all out there... he needs to put it away."
Oh yes my dear - please remember that well... always tell a man that he needs to put his "stuff" away... at least until you are married.
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